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Post by Xtermo on Nov 2, 2004 14:41:59 GMT -5
We must defeat the dwarves!! Scottish Guy: *ducks in momentarily* Ach! We ARE the dwarves!
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Post by Juan on Nov 2, 2004 14:50:41 GMT -5
Lol, 32 Generations? Seriously? I looked through the Dracul family tree awhile back, and it sort of dies after like 10, lol. I actually did some research awhile back (seeing as how, I being very eastern european in background, I was curious to see if I bore relations to Vlad), and all I found ended up dying after awhile. No idea if I have relations.
Anyways, all of the information of Vlad Tepes Dracul is all old German Propaganda on him. Natives of his country remember him as like a national hero, and there is no solid evidence on his past, that I know of. I did some research, and all that is on him is the past of him and his family before he took throne, then it becomes a bunch of unconnected stories about him (German in origin, seeing as how supposedly Vlad killed quite a few Germans pissing them off), many of which contrary to each other. Vlad is shown in some stories as being wise, others as being just stark raving mad. Could be different times in his rule, or just stories told against him.
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Post by Xtermo on Nov 2, 2004 16:55:53 GMT -5
Of course, 32 generations back it's hard to prove anything really.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Nov 3, 2004 14:42:07 GMT -5
Listen, Van Helsing gets the top of the ticket because he was the first great vampire slayer, and Anthony Hopkins totally kicked ass as him in the 92 remake of Dracula. As for Alucard, he's not human, so that automatically disqualifies him, citizenship can be forged, reflections in mirrors that are necessary to inflate the ego that accompanies the presidency can not be! Plus he's dead. Von Helsing was born in Gremany so he can't be in. I still vote for Cobra Commander.
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Post by Triyun on Nov 3, 2004 15:08:56 GMT -5
Look Dracula controls the media so he'll decieve you on his gene pool dying out. As for being born in Germany, we should change the constitution.
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Nov 3, 2004 17:00:30 GMT -5
They're both, most certainly, as evil.
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Post by Meyo-san on Nov 3, 2004 18:51:35 GMT -5
Of course, 32 generations back it's hard to prove anything really. Exactly, I mean, we could all be related to Genghis Kahn with his invasions.
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Post by Ai on Nov 3, 2004 19:00:04 GMT -5
I <3 Genghis Khan.
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Post by NeoEllis on Nov 4, 2004 17:51:35 GMT -5
I suggest we approach this one cautiously. Both Bush and Kerry are regularly seen in bright sun light, more over, they regularly attend church and are read scripture.
Clearly we are dealing with some extremely powerful vampires here....
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Post by Infested Manae on Nov 4, 2004 18:05:15 GMT -5
Well, a goooood sunscreen might help the first part. I'm talking SPF 120 here. As for church and scripture, well, come on. Even that vampire in Cheddar was able to act as a priest for a bit.
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Post by Ai on Nov 4, 2004 18:07:16 GMT -5
I see the resemblance to Kerry, to be honest. I mean, he does look like a corpse.
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Post by Triyun on Nov 4, 2004 18:35:52 GMT -5
Look Dracula can go out during the day and can attend church he just doesn't like it. Church thing all an act, vampires have holographic technology. Look Vampires control the government and the media and its all a conspiracy.
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Post by Infested Manae on Nov 4, 2004 19:24:35 GMT -5
Walks over and rips apart Triyun's tin-foil hat.
Aha! Now the government can read your thoughts! Ahahaha! Ahaha! Ahahahaha! ...
Darts away quick-like...
But anyway, yeah, I do need to wonder how accurate they can be 32 generations apart. That's... a lot of time for records to get confused and lost.
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Post by Triyun on Nov 4, 2004 21:16:03 GMT -5
DRACULA SYMPATHIZER!!!
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Post by Infested Manae on Nov 4, 2004 21:44:22 GMT -5
Pulls open his mouth from the corner, revealing the tips of fangs.
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