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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Dec 9, 2004 12:39:19 GMT -5
what do you think? They ruin God's coolest pleage ever! Oh come on, Dinosaurs are way cooler than any creation story.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Dec 9, 2004 12:51:24 GMT -5
no I'm talking about the "Kill all the fist borns" one that was cool.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Dec 9, 2004 13:03:57 GMT -5
Meh, I prefer not to have genocidal maniacs as my deities.
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Kensai
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Post by Kensai on Dec 9, 2004 14:09:54 GMT -5
Meh, I prefer not to have genocidal maniacs as my deities. Genocide is wiping out an entire race. Killing the first born is hardly genocide.
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Post by Ai on Dec 9, 2004 14:11:31 GMT -5
Meh, I prefer not to have genocidal maniacs as my deities. Murder > you
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Dec 9, 2004 14:15:00 GMT -5
Genocide is wiping out an entire race. Killing the first born is hardly genocide. Oh come on, that's just a semantics arguement and completely dodges the point. Besides, the Noah story pretty much wipes out the entire human race, so I could call that genocide. But, you know, when God kills a bunch of innocent children, it's perfectly all right. Anyway, this is a topic for another discussion in another forum.
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Post by NeoEllis on Dec 9, 2004 16:53:19 GMT -5
Yeah, we need to get off this theological jargon and figure out a way to take revenge upon Jesus for killing Santa.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Dec 9, 2004 20:28:01 GMT -5
Oh come on, that's just a semantics arguement and completely dodges the point. Besides, the Noah story pretty much wipes out the entire human race, so I could call that genocide. But, you know, when God kills a bunch of innocent children, it's perfectly all right. Anyway, this is a topic for another discussion in another forum. hey Ramess was warm a few times!
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Post by Ai on Dec 9, 2004 20:34:36 GMT -5
Yeah, we need to get off this theological jargon and figure out a way to take revenge upon Jesus for killing Santa. Quoted.
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Post by The Giant-Size Man Thing on Dec 9, 2004 20:44:19 GMT -5
What are you talking about? Jesus saved Santa's life.
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Post by Just a Memory on Dec 10, 2004 14:11:02 GMT -5
well...perhaps...to make things alot easier for the fat old guy...there is more then one santa...
Don't give me that look i'm serious
After all there are 12 days of christmas right? and whose to say that everything is delivered on that one day? after all, if santa has a flying sleigh why not have an instrument that distorts or freezes time, or at least some sort of quantum displacement device...hell it could even be powered by christmas spirit....
But back to my first suggestion...Santa has a SHIT load of names...well why not a living breathing physical person for each...and in that case have a slead for each, and then raindeer for each...Santa has a bloody workshop on the north pole i think he...erm they could house and manage a bunch of "Santas"...
So i guess in a sense...Santa isn't dead if you think about it this way
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Post by NeoEllis on Dec 10, 2004 16:36:36 GMT -5
Look, it's time to stop playing this game. We all know that Santa is dead, but he left his mass produced robots to do the job for him.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Dec 11, 2004 1:16:15 GMT -5
Look, it's time to stop playing this game. We all know that Santa is dead, but he left his mass produced robots to do the job for him. No Santa never dies he became a machine!
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Post by Meyo-san on Dec 14, 2004 9:59:30 GMT -5
The Grinch killed him, we all know that. He finally decided to stop impersonating him, and finally kill him.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Dec 14, 2004 15:44:29 GMT -5
Then Jesus and the Grinch fought to the dead!
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