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Post by Ai on May 24, 2005 18:25:10 GMT -5
This is a thread to be vulgar in.
You stupid cunt. I would fuck your mom, but I'm afraid her twat's got spiders in it. I'd fuck her ass, but I know she doesn't wipe, and your brother jizzes on it each day. Go fuck yourself.
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Post by Raz V5.0 on May 24, 2005 18:39:54 GMT -5
Your are an ugly son of a whore, taint licking, jizz eating, cock gobbling, mother fucker!
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Post by Juan on May 24, 2005 18:45:42 GMT -5
Slobe.
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Post by Ai on May 24, 2005 18:52:09 GMT -5
I'm not going to suck out a nigger's balls, you rim-job fanboy.
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Post by Raz V5.0 on May 24, 2005 19:10:22 GMT -5
Fuck you and everybody that looks like you, in the ass with flaming niggers strapped to your backs as they rape monkeys.
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on May 27, 2005 14:13:05 GMT -5
…and now in the moor of Pasadena. [sic.]
motherfuck, you big Ann Flynn.
We are the university majors in Los Angeles California,
who had our Harvard University deans come to teach us,
will not have you goddamned bitch kidnapping us, sticking us with needles.
You went to Harvard….
The reason I did not…. None of your goddamn business.
None of your goddamn business, you didn’t even hear a thing.
You have no business using your goddamn needles and those goddamn old men who you suck, you baboon ass pussy motherfucker have no business giving you nothing to no people and nobody knowing that you are an asshole.
But you went to Harvard….?
None of your goddamn business and then you [unintelligible]
You Missouri goddamn [unintelligible] motherfucking baboons
And you’re gunna learn, goddamnit, [unintelligible] we have no need for baboons,
We are southern [unintelligible]
Listen bitch, damn your goddamn face.
The people at Harvard, goddamn them should hire me over you, motherfucker.
Shut up!
I want you goddamn bastards to get rid of this whore. She licked me between my sacred legs and I am Mrs. [Name backwards] and I demand her death.
I mean her death, goddamnit, and they have her here at the crazy house.
Now you goddamn bitch, I don’t care who you think you know.
Because you’re wrong. [unintelligible]
Sit your ass down bitch, sit your ass down.
Why don’t you tell me how long you went to Harvard….
You do not call, you do not call people, decent people- ‘you are an asshole.’
It is wrong, for you goddamn scientists, you mix the goddamn baboons, and cut they tails off, with human beings.
And to take human babies and graft on these goddamn bastards of asses like human beings, when they were born with monkey asses.
And when they take an X-ray of these [unintelligible]
No, there’s nothing to tell you, bitch, you didn’t even understand me.
You did not hear the things I was saying.
That is how ignorant you are.
You don’t… I am not a spy, I have nothing to tell you, bitch.
You went to the crazy house. Said you were going as a student to school.
You are abnormal because we have schools here. In all the cities, in all the sububern, suburban areas, and other unurban areas, but usually the sane children are sent.
To a board and care home to get away from you abnormal motherfuckers,
And you shouldn’t have been in these, uh, suburban places.
You start talking about going to Harvard….
Oh no, now I’m telling you no, it’s none of your, I’m a Harvard graduate, we have our choice, and you goddamnit, you should have been having some goddamn uh, Salvation Army things on. You know your goddamn doctors are supposed to buy you motherfuckers things and send your goddamn lice-ass clothes to the laundry.
[completely unintelligible]
Did you hear what I said? This stands for all the people like you.
My name is on a social list. I said, our name… you, you slut! You slut. What a slut.
You haven’t even graduated. You went to the crazy house and flunked there.
They sent you to the administration building [unintelligible] to take a test… you flunked there.
No, I’m talking about you. You’re not psychoanalyzing nobody [unintelligible]
You are a kidnapper, a child molester. They sell you on the streets, and I hate the goddamn bastards that put my name up there, you don’t have to look at me like that. ‘Cause you bastards are gunna die.
[unintelligible]
And motherfucking scientists that gear up like this.
Yes you hear it motherfucker, you, you, goddamn dog cheap-ass motherfucker. With your wig-wearing head. You got a wig on your goddamn head. You an ugly motherfucker without somebody, without somebody making a wig for your fucking head.
They calling you beautiful. Shit. Look at your goddamn crooked teeth.
…some of the things you’re…
It’s nothing to tell you, motherfucker. If you think sucking dick and being fucked in your baboon pussy ass was making you graduate, you a goddamn liar.
No motherfucker, that’s how I’m respecting you goddamn cock sucker
And I’m asking god to damn you, and any motherfucker like you, licking between women’s legs and their blessed wombs, motherfucker.
A lot of animal’s cock. And the goddamn doctors made an oath. Like to take no motherfucker’s animal hospital, and fuck no goddamn baboons and things, and sit around in no goddamn circle, like you motherfuckers was in the jungle.
You weren’t have been brung here to a civilized nation.
And then those motherfuckers who fucked you in the ass, and them motherfuckers looking like them were cursed.
That’s why god let them look like them when they come out of the goddamn fur
Because baboons have their own female species.
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Post by Raz V5.0 on May 27, 2005 14:17:00 GMT -5
Jesus Christ, that song is sooooo overrated when it not only comes to swearing, but actually being funny.
Anycrap, Cyg your bleeding period pussy could arouse Ai even if he had a vice pinching his testicles while you had two fingers stuck up his ass.
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on May 27, 2005 17:26:12 GMT -5
It's not fucking overrated.
At least he could. Even you must have realized that we all really see past your insecure façade of being some Caligula of Pennsylvania, and that everything you say about some whore or another is just a pathetic lie to give yourself an ego-boost on the internet because you don't have the education or looks or inches to make it in the real world.
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Post by Raz V5.0 on May 27, 2005 22:23:29 GMT -5
Oh yes, it is quite overrated. I could ramble off a good ten or fifteen songs that are a lot fucking funnier than that. On top of that, you think you would get bored with something that was cool, what almost a year and a half ago. How long do you really want to dwell on that? Now, Miss Cygnus, since when do you even know me? Sure, I do exaggerate many points of my real life for the internet, but if you think I do it for some kind of ego-boost, you are sadly mistaken. I do it purely because I find it A) Entertaining and B) People who like me find it entertaining. I am the kind of misunderstood comedic genuis that Andy Kaufman was in his day. It is either that or the fact that what I consider to be funny is more targeted at the 17-34 demographic. A demographic that I don't really have any interaction with at this message board. So, if you want to believe that I say all the shit I do because I need to feel better about myself, you are a sadly mistaken. My comedy is aimed at people over the age of 17. It is the whole hearted truth too, many of the other message boards I frequent don't have anyone under the age of seventeen, so I am not exactly accustomed to molding what I find funny so that you can find it funny. Also, honestly Cyg, I don't think you can get away saying I lack the education, looks, or as you put it "inches" to make it in the real world. Last time I checked, penis size really didn't mean anything in making it in the business world. Neither did looks really. Also, you have no fucking idea on what kind of education I have or had not have. Just because I have better things to do than enter meaningless discussions about politics on the internet does not mean that I do not have any education. Sure, I have crude humor and probably do seem immature to many of you people. Then again, you guys come off the same exact way to me. For fucks sake, look at where the fuck you are. You are on a message board, pretending to be in a bar drinking alcohol. Now, I do realize this probably sounds a bit contradictory, but I don't take this seriously at all. Obviously that is apparent since I basically have blatant disrespect for any and all rules placed in front of me. Sure, I pretend to "kill" people on the internet, but in the end, I am just playing a character. The real me and the internet me are two entirely different people. Nathan and Raz are two entire different personalities. Raz is every little aspect of myself multiplied and brought out to their maxium degree with a large fine dosage of my general asshole nature sprinkled on top. Believe what you want Cyg, but if you truly believe I come on here and flaunt highly exagerrated stories about myself to get an ego-boost than you are sadly mistaken. I do it purely for the amusement of others and my own. Now on a lighter note, the corner of 54 and 3rd smells like one big giant wet queef. |
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Post by Ai on May 28, 2005 7:48:11 GMT -5
This shit is so fucking hot, it reminds me of the time I anally raped Zorak's grandmom.
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Post by The Fighting Libra on May 28, 2005 10:14:19 GMT -5
Holy shit, these quick replys are easy and bitchin, like Ai's mom.
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Post by Mikaru on May 28, 2005 11:24:30 GMT -5
Fuck you dirty cunts, I leave for an extended period of time without informing any of you flaming queefs and you guys start a fucking Vulgar thread? I should do a drive by on each and every one of your houses in a Buick with a fucking monkey in the passenger seat. Than maybe I'll go snowboarding down a big ass mountain on wooden plank with pirates chasing after me trying to sodomize my anus.
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Post by Ai on May 29, 2005 10:13:24 GMT -5
Fuck you dirty cunts, I leave for an extended period of time without informing any of you flaming queefs and you guys start a fucking Vulgar thread? I should do a drive by on each and every one of your houses in a Buick with a fucking monkey in the passenger seat. Than maybe I'll go snowboarding down a big ass mountain on wooden plank with pirates chasing after me trying to sodomize my anus. Go suck off a goat, you stupid faggot. You wouldn't know vulgar if it chomped on your balls and spit them up your ass. Go give your daddy a rim job, then maybe he'll be nice enough to give you a reach-around when he's ass fucking you next. |
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Post by The Fighting Libra on May 29, 2005 10:41:34 GMT -5
This reminds me of a time when four fucking convicts broke out of the god damned prison and fucking made me their bitch over and over. I'm still scrubbing their hot love out of my large, buring fucking asshole.
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Post by Ai on May 29, 2005 10:47:03 GMT -5
You liked you, you goddamn twink.
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