Sakura's Cafe (Now with pink ninja waiters!!)

[Corey]

Style-ish cafe magically pops up out of nowhere, with Corey in the doorway. Several female ninja in pink outfits use their ninjitsu skills to hang up an OPEN!! sign.

Yeah, I'm not Sakura, big deal, wanna fight about it? Cyg's idea anyways, so uhh, don't hurt me.
We've got.. Pretty much everything.. Come in for food. We take cash, credit, slaves and souls. Though we don't talk about the last two openly. Keep it on the low down, aight?

So find yourself a table or a booth, and a pink ninja waitress will be with you shortly.

*points to jukebox*

Quarters only!

*goes to the kitchen*

[Wind]

(FIRST POST!)

*Walks through the door*

Yo.

*Sits at a table and waits for a pink ninja*

[Rose]

*walks in and observes*

You don't happen to have any male pink ninjas, would you?

[Squall]

NINJA MAKE BURGER DISSAPEAR!!

*drops down from celling,grabs burger,then throws down a smoke bomb*

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

*smoke clears and I'm still there*

uhh....

*throws down another and runs out the back door*

[Otaku]

*shivers*

Im scared

[Squall]

*shimmies down a rope from the rafters,eats Otaku's food,then climbs back up*

NINJA MAKE OTAKU"S FOOD DISSAPEAR!!

[lazy Otaku]

I didn't order food, idiot

[Squall]

*shimmies back down*

really? Whose was it then?

*thinks*

[Mikaru]

*Walks in the restaurant*

Ok, so you're not Sakura, ok, but where is she?

*Sits down at a table and waves down a Pink Ninja warrior waitress*

[Corey]

I dunno..

Oh, and Squall, you're now officially a waiter here. Get to work, slacker. No minimum wage for you!

[Wind]

*Waits patiently to be waited on*

[Magna]

Squall said:

*shimmies down a rope from the rafters,eats Otaku's food,then climbs back up*

NINJA MAKE OTAKU"S FOOD DISSAPEAR!!

*Walks in from outside and shoots down Squall from the ceiling with an explosive tipped arrow*

Quit it.
A.) Not nice to steal other's food, 'specially Otaku's.
B.) Quit hangin from the fuckin' rafters!! That's too Aries-ish...
and
C.) You heard the lady, get to work!!!

*Pulls a bullwhip from the alternate dimension in his back pocket and beats Squall with it until he gets behind the counter, decked in a new pink apron*

Better. Pink ninjas are a great idea Corey, nice touch.

*Takes a seat and orders a shuriken burger*

Oh, and Rose, all the ninjas are female...Corey and I have already had this talk.

*Smiles*

[Corey]

*three pink clad ninja gals appear around Wind, two with shurikens aimed at his head, and one with her blade rested under Wind's chin.*

Pink ninjas in unison: What you order??

*Corey grins at the sight, and looks over to Rose*

Yeah, all girls, save me. *shows off his hot pink and black ninja get up*

[Wind]

I'm gonna go with a coffee and a get the sharp things away from me!!!!

[Corey]

*The cute ninja quickly sheath and hide their weapons, and bow to Wind before tossing a few smoke bombs above Wind's head, and promptly disappearing in the pink, smoky, screen.*