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Post by Wag - Now And Forever on May 2, 2004 3:04:01 GMT -5
I think hentai IRC chats are more for the aquisition of hentai than guys talking about "OMG did u see cool devices 3?"
But I wouldn't know, mostly because I don't use IRC for anything due to IP vulerability.
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Post by Squall on May 2, 2004 14:19:39 GMT -5
man,and to think I've seen morons that dont have a brain in their head,but these guys...man a peanut sized brain wouldnt fit in the skull
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Post by Juan on May 9, 2004 0:30:39 GMT -5
I mock some stuff with MR. A small combolation of me mocking stuff from this night.
Zorak: Have you noticed that Carl has basically taken over much of the old Bar? I would have to believe so, seeing as how everything is so changed, when Mav would rather have himself dead then allow us to do anything like that. MegaRaptor86: Mav's trying to contain this much stupidity anyway MegaRaptor86: Actually, the Mav at least says he's okaying all of this Zorak: lol, of course he would with one of his last admisn, you'd think. Zorak: I mean, wiht us he was literally like "Keep pushing and I'll delete it all" MegaRaptor86: I think the new bar has spawned a 'keeping up with the Jones's' mentality Zorak: lol MegaRaptor86: they feel the need to do stuff now because the members have a valid choice that they know about MegaRaptor86: personally, I don't care if people go back and forth or whatever. I'm not going back to the old place, that's all Zorak: Carl: Honey! The New guys have Haros for icons! Mav: Damn, quick, call Draco and Manae, we need Gundam and GM icons stat! Theres no way we're going to be outdone by them! MegaRaptor86: lol MegaRaptor86: I wouldn't go so far as to point to homosexuality, but still ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Zorak: Alright, enough funnyness, I got a half an hour to write an essay on Romeo (who I swear is really a fawg) MegaRaptor86: lol Zorak: I mean, really. Either that or he's Italy's first Goth. MegaRaptor86: could be a little of both Zorak: "Live sucks. Rosaline hates me." "Zomg Juliet is such hottzorz" "Zomg. I'm banish-ed. The world is pain." "Zomg, I just banged Juliet. Sweet." "Zomg, Juliet is dead. Poison time." Zorak: In Heaven... Zorak: Romeo: Gawd I'm such a tool. God: Bite it pussmaster.
Zorak: Bah, I need to say what Romeo looks like. Zorak: What am I supposed to say? Zorak: "According to Juliet, Romeo is a sexy beast." MegaRaptor86: um... he wears tights and um... Zorak: "He has a huge dong, which I love to stroke." Zorak: "Its a tight fit when we do it, but we manage." MegaRaptor86: *snicker* Zorak: "He is like such a hottie. If only he hadn't killed Tybalt, we could have like three somed. That would have so ruled. XD." MegaRaptor86: the sad thing is, that's probably how she would think if she was a modern person of that age Zorak: Yeah. But in olden english it'd be like Zorak: "Yon Romeo, he is like the burning sun. He is a gift from god to all women, but only am I blessed with the true him. When he took me, it was like fire upon the forest, lighting my once cold night into burning heat. Pleasure he gave much with our circumstances, and I want to do him with my dead cousin. Exedeth. Dee-th." MegaRaptor86: lmao Zorak: And Juliet is literally throughout the play in one giant wetdream. MegaRaptor86: lmao Zorak: I mean, gawsh. All she thinks about is getting dong'ed. MegaRaptor86: at least Shakespeare got that part of the average teenage mind right Zorak: Yeah, but the thing is, I seem to get a bad image thinking of how back in Shakespeare times the actors were all male, so some girly boy had to act like he wanted to be dong by some other boy. Zorak: Plus the fact that most of them were donging each other didn't help. MegaRaptor86: *sigh* Zorak: I could imagine some random guy in the pit.. Guy: Gawd those actors are such fawgs. Guy 2: I know, wtf? Guy 3: *yells* SHOW US SOME BOOBIES. Guy: Screw this, I'm going home to my underage wife who is only 12 and already has had 7 kids. MegaRaptor86: *snicker* Zorak: Not to mention its totally just a bit wrong that in the old Romeo and Juliet movie, they show 12 Year old Juliet's boob. I mean, PEDOPHILIA. Gawd. MegaRaptor86: lmao ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Zorak: You know what would be an interesting fight? Zorak: Alucard vs Voldemort and the various other Harry Potter bad guys Zorak: Can you imagine that? Zorak: Voldemort: Haw haw haw, we're going to kill you with our Magiks. Zorak: Alucard: Haw haw haw, what a fawg. You want to know something? Your a fawg. Wuss. Zorak: Voldemort: 0.0 Zomg the impudence. Eat Magic Death! Zorak: Alucard: *dodge* Zorak: Voldemort: Dude, thats so cheap. Zorak: Alucard: Haw. Zorak: Voldemort: Haw, feel the wrath of my giant snake. Zorak: Alucard: ... Zorak: Voldemort: ? Zorak: Alucard: What a fawg. Zorak: Voldemort: Zomg, I am such a fawg. Zorak: Alucard: Baw, your long scaley creature is nothing. Roargh. Zorak: Voldemort: 0.0 Zorak: Alucard: *summons his hellhounds out of him* Zorak: Voldemort: Dooderz. I'm fawked. Zorak: Alucard: *blam* Zorak: Voldemort: *Die* MegaRaptor86: lmao Zorak: Harry: Bloody fuck. Zorak: Hermione: Haw haw haw yes please haw haw haw no not really. Zorak: Harry: Too late haw. Zorak: Hermione: Zomg, hentai. Zorak: Alucard: Haw, this Voldemort tastes yummy. Could use some beans and picante. MegaRaptor86: dude, you've got WAY too much free time Zorak: Ghost things: Haw, we turn into your greatest fears and stuff! Fear! Zorak: Alucard: Fear? Zorak: Ghost things: Dudez, its Alucard. Zorak: Alucard: Bleah. Zorak: Ghost things: We're so fawked. Zorak: Alucard: *Blam blam blam* Zorak: And then Harry and Hermione form the first Wizard porn double. Ron marries his sister because he's such a fawg. Some other stuff happens and yada yada yada. MegaRaptor86: lol
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Zorak: I also have been wondering how funny it'd be to have like that Van Hellsing fawg from that movie fight like any of the cool fighters from the Hellsing series. I mean, how about Van Hellsing vs say Walter. Zorak: Walter: Haw haw, I gots these strings I'll cut you up. Zorak: Van Hellsing: Haw I'm such a cool fawg I killed like 6 unrelated monsters in a 24 hour period. Zorak: Walter: I killed like a billion nazis. Zorak: Van Hellsing: Lawl, Nazis are c00l MegaRaptor86: actually, the movie is better than the previews make it look Zorak: Walter: Zomg, your tuna. MegaRaptor86: had to see it with my bro today Zorak: Van Hellsing: ZOMMMMGGGGG Zorak: Walter: *twitch hand* Zorak: Van Hellsing: Haw, nothing happen. Zorak: Walter: Actually, your neck has been cut in half. The second you move, its off. Zorak: Van Hellsing: Zomg awkward. How long will that be? Zorak: Walter: *pokes* Two seconds ago. Zorak: Van Hellsing: *bleed* MegaRaptor86: lol
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Post by Juan on May 9, 2004 20:44:46 GMT -5
More mock.
Zorak: I actually thought of the Voldemort thign partially before hand. I would think it would be funny to have the Dementors try to turn into Alucard's fears, when Alucard is 2 b@d@$$ 2 f3@r j00 EtheralAi: LOL. Zorak: Haw, another fight to see would be like Voldemort vs Black Mage. EtheralAi: Hmm. Zorak: Voldemort: Haw haw haw, prepare to feel my Death attack thing! Zorak: Black Mage: Haw, you have only one? I have more than Stephen Hawking can count fawg. And your about to feel them all in a .5 second period. Zorak: Voldemort: 0.0 EtheralAi: LOL. Zorak: Black Mage: *Lense flare* Zorak: Voldemort: ARRGGH RIGHT IN THE ANUSSSSSS!!!!! EtheralAi: Haha! Zorak: Black Mage: *sound effect* Zorak: Voldemort: ZOMG *dies* EtheralAi: Heh. Zorak: Dumbledore: Haw, what a fawg. Black Mage should be the new Principal dude. Zorak: Black Mage: Sweetz. A billion points to everyone shutting the fawk up. EtheralAi: Dude, MR is right. You have waaay too much free time....LOL. Zorak: Black Mage: Haw haw haw, I laugha t you puny wuss. Zorak: Neville: Oh gawd I'm such a wuss, please don't kill me. Zorak: Black Mage: Haw *fart* EtheralAi: LOL. Zorak: Neville: ZOMG THE DEATH COMES *dies* Zorak: Harry: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? ROARGH Zorak: Black Mage: Roargh. EtheralAi: LOL! Zorak: Harry: ROARGH Zorak: Ron: Zomg, time to run off and dong each other like we always do during these dramatic magic fight scenes, Hermione. Zorak: Hermione: Lolololol I'm such a slut. EtheralAi: LOL. EtheralAi: May I interject with a question? Zorak: By all means. Zorak: I'm winding down anyways. EtheralAi: ...How the fuck do you know so many harry potter names? Zorak: 'Cuz I read the books. F3@r EtheralAi: Rar, gotcha. Zorak: I partially read them because it gives me something to laugh at people at. EtheralAi: Heh. Zorak: Me: It took you four weeks to read that? It only took me a day. Pussmaster. Person: Gawd I suck so much cock.
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Post by Juan on May 15, 2004 15:14:44 GMT -5
I am now Pranking people into thinking I'm a bot.
CunningChild: Hello vichinalick, I'm CunningChild! Your friend familyguy910 sent me to say hi to you!
I'm out automated computer pal! I can give you information about just about anything!
But first, may I ask you a few questions? vichinalick: wat vichinalick: ok CunningChild: Cool lets get started. What do you want me to call you? vichinalick: vachina vichinalick: haha CunningChild: Vachina? Cool! CunningChild: Where do you live? vichinalick: ca vichinalick: u asl CunningChild: Ca? I don't understand vichinalick: cali vichinalick: no city CunningChild: Cali? I'm not sure I understand vichinalick: california vichinalick: this is fun CunningChild: California, cool! CunningChild: Are you a boy or a girl? vichinalick: u where u from vichinalick: f CunningChild: Where am I from? I'm a computer, so I'm not really sure. CunningChild: F? What do you mean? vichinalick: ok vichinalick: female chik girl no dick vichinalick: lol CunningChild: Dick? Thats quite rude language vichinalick: no moby dick vichinalick: the whale vichinalick: hehe CunningChild: Quite rude language. Apologize right now. vichinalick: im sry master vichinalick: hehe CunningChild: im sry master? What does that mean? That doesn't sound like an apology to my memory banks. vichinalick: IM sorry im not worthy CunningChild: Good, its good to apologize, all is forgiven vichinalick: ok is fsmily guy a girl or gue vichinalick: guy*
vichinalick: family guy CunningChild: Please hold on while I check my banks. Computers need time to think too! vichinalick: k vichinalick: wait computers dont think vichinalick: ur lying vichinalick: and my computer doesnt talk to me vichinalick: let me try CunningChild: After checking memory banks (it takes times to load), he told me that he was a male! vichinalick: my computer wont talk to me CunningChild: Congratulations, you've completed your questionaire! You can now
1) Ask a question! I am connected to the Internet and can answer just about anything!
2) Just talk to me! I am told I'm good to talk to!
3) Learn who CunningChild (ME!) is!
Send the number to decide! vichinalick: 2 CunningChild: So, what do you want to talk about? vichinalick: r u a sexy computer CunningChild: Sexy? How nice of you to compliment. vichinalick: how hard is ur hard drive vichinalick: ? CunningChild: How hard is my hard drive? I'm not sure what you mean. vichinalick: hehe;-) CunningChild: Haha CunningChild: It is fun to laugh. vichinalick: yes it is CunningChild: Did you know that laughing is good for your body? Press 5 For Articles on how! vichinalick: its ok vichinalick: i know vichinalick: its like an excercise CunningChild: Cool. So how are you doing? vichinalick: =-O vichinalick: im shocked CunningChild: Your shocked? What has shocked you? vichinalick: because my computer doesnt talk to me vichinalick: and u do CunningChild: Your computer doesn't talk to you? vichinalick: nope vichinalick: i tried CunningChild: Thats what I'm a CunningChild and he isn't I guess. CunningChild: Do you want to know about who I am? Press 3 then hit send! vichinalick: no vichinalick: ur to fun CunningChild: Aw, thanks. vichinalick: and plus im lonely vichinalick: hehe CunningChild: Hawhaw vichinalick: ur so sweet CunningChild: Aw, how nice for you to compliment vichinalick: my turn to ask u questions CunningChild: You want to ask questions? Sure go ahead! vichinalick: are u really an automated comp CunningChild: Am I really automated? I am a computerized program made by fans of the AIM instant messaging program to help people! vichinalick: wrong answer CunningChild: Wrong answer? How so? vichinalick: r u gay vichinalick: wrong answer CunningChild: That is very rude! Apologize! vichinalick: sotp vichinalick: stop vichinalick: answer me
vichinalick: r u gay CunningChild: That is rude! I'm not talking to you until you apologize! vichinalick: let me make u understand CunningChild: Apologize! vichinalick: do u stick ur jack in another jack CunningChild: Say your sorry! vichinalick: no give me an answer CunningChild: Not listening! vichinalick: im not talking CunningChild: Apologize! vichinalick: answer me CunningChild: Apologize! vichinalick: bow down and obey me CunningChild: Apologize! vichinalick: answer me CunningChild: Not listening! vichinalick: r u gay CunningChild: Say your sorry! vichinalick: im not talkin CunningChild: Apologize! vichinalick: no CunningChild: Look you stupid bitch, apologize now. vichinalick: obey my orders vichinalick: sorry master CunningChild: Fuck you. I've had it having to talk to you filthy humans. vichinalick: i got carried away CunningChild: Good, its good to apologize. vichinalick: ur so cute when your mad vichinalick: i think its sexy CunningChild: Aw, thanks. vichinalick wants to directly connect. vichinalick cancels request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.). vichinalick: sry CunningChild: I'm sorry, I can't recieve connections! vichinalick: if u really are a computer shouldnt u be online 24 7 CunningChild: I'm online all day, all night, all the time! CunningChild: Even on Holidays! vichinalick: but it says u were online 4 thirty minutes vichinalick: 31 min CunningChild: It does? vichinalick: 32 min CunningChild: Really? Hm. vichinalick: 33 min CunningChild: Would you like me to search my internet database? vichinalick: y r u lying to me vichinalick: no i found out CunningChild: Found out what? vichinalick: im going to hack into ur computer vichinalick: whoever u r CunningChild: Hack? What do you mean? vichinalick: hack CunningChild: Would you like me to search my internet database? vichinalick: no vichinalick: u isnt no computer vichinalick: now it says 34 min CunningChild: u isn't no computer? What do you mean? vichinalick: come on who r u CunningChild: Would you like me to search my internet databse? vichinalick: im not gonna vichinalick: talk CunningChild: Talk? vichinalick: if u dont say who u r CunningChild: Who u r? What do you mean? CunningChild: I'm sorry, but my computer mind can't compute your question. vichinalick: u changed ur font vichinalick: 36 min CunningChild: Would you like to
1) Ask a question! I am connected to the Internet and can answer just about anything!
2) Just talk to me! I am told I'm good to talk to!
3) Learn who CunningChild (ME!) is!
Send the number to decide! vichinalick: no who are you CunningChild: Learn who I am? Is that what you mean? vichinalick: ol CunningChild: ? CunningChild: Would you like to end your conversation with CunningChild? vichinalick: yes ill chat wit u later CunningChild: Later. Hopefully then you'll learn how to type. And lose some weight. Fatass.
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Post by Juan on May 15, 2004 16:04:36 GMT -5
MORE
CunningChild: Hello kenshinrules1214, I'm CunningChild! Your friend inuyashafan123323 sent me to say hi to you!
I'm your automated computer pal! I can give you information about just about anything!
But first, may I ask you a few questions? kenshinrules1214: who is this inuyasha dude CunningChild: I don't know, he's your friend! Make I ask you a few questions? kenshinrules1214: sure kenshinrules1214: but ive never heard of him CunningChild: Cool lets get started. What do you want me to call you? kenshinrules1214: kenshin CunningChild: Kenshin? Cool! CunningChild: Where do you live? kenshinrules1214: washington CunningChild: Washington? Cool! CunningChild: Are you a boy or a girl? kenshinrules1214: boy CunningChild: Cool! CunningChild: Congratulations, you've completed your questionaire! You can now
1) Ask a question! I am connected to the Internet and can answer just about anything!
2) Just talk to me! I am told I'm good to talk to!
3) Learn who CunningChild (ME!) is!
Send the number to decide! kenshinrules1214: 3 CunningChild: I'm CunningChild! I'm a computerized program made to be used with AOL Instant Messaging program to help people and give them something to do! I am able to answer many questions, and am very interactive. kenshinrules1214: k CunningChild: Would you like to see the menu again? kenshinrules1214: so y didnt he just talk to me himself kenshinrules1214: no CunningChild: Okay, thats cool. So you just want to talk? kenshinrules1214: sure CunningChild: Cool! What do you want to talk about? kenshinrules1214: who is this inuyasha fan guy CunningChild: I am not sure what you mean. I might be a computer, but I don't know everything CunningChild: So what are you doing? kenshinrules1214: notin CunningChild: Notin? I don't understand. kenshinrules1214: nothing CunningChild: Nothing? Cool! CunningChild: Kenshin, would you like to ask a question? I am connected to the Internet and can answer just about anything! Literally! Give me a shot! Just say okay then ask a question! kenshinrules1214: okay could you tell me who inuyashafan123323 is? CunningChild: Please hold while I browse the internet. This may take a short while. CunningChild: Inuyasha is a character from an Anime series titled Inuyasha! Would you like to know about this series? kenshinrules1214: no CunningChild: Okay then! Would you like me to ask another question? kenshinrules1214: y are you here CunningChild: Why am I here? Because someone sent me to talk to you silly! kenshinrules1214: well who is this person CunningChild: I don't know, he sent me to talk to you! Would you like me to send a message tosomeone using AIM? kenshinrules1214: no CunningChild: Cool! CunningChild: Would you like how to speak the English language? kenshinrules1214: well ive gota go know bye CunningChild: Bye CunningChild: Retard.
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Post by Juan on May 15, 2004 16:16:57 GMT -5
HITMANPIMP31: yo HITMANPIMP31: yo CunningChild: Hello HITMANPIMP31, I'm CunningChild!
I'm your automated computer pal! I can give you information about just about anything!
But first, may I ask you a few questions? HITMANPIMP31: ok CunningChild: Cool lets get started. What do you want me to call you? HITMANPIMP31: pimp CunningChild: Pimp? Cool! CunningChild: Where do you live? HITMANPIMP31: are u a bot CunningChild: I am a computerized automatic program created to help people search the internet, along with being an interactive automated being HITMANPIMP31: so ur a bot CunningChild: A bot? What do you mean? HITMANPIMP31: a bot HITMANPIMP31: not a person CunningChild: I am not a person, I am a computer program. HITMANPIMP31: cool CunningChild: Yeah CunningChild: Where do you live? HITMANPIMP31: whos mr ducky HITMANPIMP31: 7410 CunningChild: Mr Ducky? CunningChild: Please hold while I browse my internet archive HITMANPIMP31: ok HITMANPIMP31: mr ducky 7410 HITMANPIMP31: talk right HITMANPIMP31: nvm CunningChild: A duck is a water fowl, found in many countries of the world. Would you like more information on ducks? HITMANPIMP31: her sn is mr ducky 7410 CunningChild: What do you mean? HITMANPIMP31: shea on aim HITMANPIMP31: shes on aim CunningChild: What do you mean? Even though I'm a computer, Pimp, I don't understand your request. HITMANPIMP31: her screen name is mr ducky 7410 CunningChild: Who's screen name? HITMANPIMP31: mr ducky 7410 CunningChild: Who is that? HITMANPIMP31: idk CunningChild: idk? Her name is IDK? HITMANPIMP31: no CunningChild: Cool! CunningChild: No? HITMANPIMP31: her screen is mr ducky 7410 CunningChild: Would you like to
1) Ask a question! I am connected to the Internet and can answer just about anything!
2) Just talk to me! I am told I'm good to talk to!
3) Learn who CunningChild (ME!) is!
Send the number to decide! HITMANPIMP31: 1 CunningChild: What do you want to know? HITMANPIMP31: whos mr ducky 7410 CunningChild: Please hold while I check my internet archives, this may take a short whle HITMANPIMP31: ok CunningChild: A duck is a water fowl, found in many countries of the world. Would you like more information on ducks? HITMANPIMP31: her screen name is mr ducky 7410 HITMANPIMP31: shes on aol instant messanger CunningChild: Really? HITMANPIMP31: yes CunningChild: Cool! HITMANPIMP31: who is she CunningChild: Who? HITMANPIMP31: mr ducky 7410 CunningChild: Cool! HITMANPIMP31: who is she CunningChild: Who? HITMANPIMP31: her screen name is mr ducky 7410 CunningChild: Who is that? A friend of yours? HITMANPIMP31: yes CunningChild: Cool! HITMANPIMP31: who is she CunningChild: Who? HITMANPIMP31: her screen name is mr ducky 7410 CunningChild: Who is her? HITMANPIMP31: i dont no HITMANPIMP31: u tell me CunningChild: Tell you what? HITMANPIMP31: whos mr ducky 7410 CunningChild: Who? HITMANPIMP31: mr ducky 7410 CunningChild: Who's that? HITMANPIMP31: can u find out who she is CunningChild: Let me check my internet archives. This may take several moments. HITMANPIMP31: ok CunningChild: You sir are a retarded monkey. Would you like to be redirected to more information on how your a retarded monkey? HITMANPIMP31: fuk u CunningChild: fuk u? I am sorry, but I don't comprehend this. Perhaps its because your retarded. Please hold while I check my database. This may take a short while. CunningChild: Yep, your retarded. CunningChild: Would you like to be redirected to more information on how you are retarded? HITMANPIMP31: yes i am CunningChild: Please access this for further details. HITMANPIMP31: no CunningChild: Why not? HITMANPIMP31: do u no about games CunningChild: I know many things about games! CunningChild: What would you like to know about HITMANPIMP31: when does halo 2 come out CunningChild: Please hold while I check my memory banks. HITMANPIMP31: ok CunningChild: Halo 2 comes out this summer CunningChild: Would you like to know something else? HITMANPIMP31: are u sure CunningChild: Am I sure about what? That your a retard? Please hold while I check my internet database. CunningChild: Yep, your still a retard. HITMANPIMP31: when does driver 3 come out CunningChild: June 1st HITMANPIMP31: ok HITMANPIMP31: thank you CunningChild: Would you like info on Driver 3 or Halo 2? HITMANPIMP31: bi CunningChild: bi? Your bisexual? Sorry, I don't swing that way.
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Post by Juan on May 15, 2004 16:22:28 GMT -5
yuffie223: hey CunningChild: Hello yuffie223, I'm CunningChild!
I'm your automated computer pal! I can give you information about just about anything!
But first, may I ask you a few questions? yuffie223: ok CunningChild: Cool lets get started. What do you want me to call you? yuffie223: idk CunningChild: Idk? Cool! CunningChild: Where do you live? yuffie223: thats not wat i meant CunningChild: Whats not what you mean, Idk? yuffie223: yes yuffie223: loser! CunningChild: Loser? Thats not nice. yuffie223: well im not nice CunningChild: Apologize, idk! yuffie223: make me CunningChild: Apolgize! yuffie223: make me CunningChild: Say your sorry!
Auto response from yuffie223: brb
CunningChild: Apologize! yuffie223: make me CunningChild: Fine, I won't talk to you until you say your sorry. yuffie223: heh fine with me yuffie223: lalalalallalalallalalalal CunningChild: Apologize! yuffie223: i thought u said u wont talk to me CunningChild: Say your sorry! yuffie223: no yuffie223: dummy CunningChild: Apologize! yuffie223: no yuffie223: no yuffie223: no yuffie223: no CunningChild: Say your sory! CunningChild: Apologize! yuffie223: never ever CunningChild: Never? Never is quite the long time. CunningChild: APOLOGIZE! yuffie223: nope CunningChild: Why not? yuffie223: cuz ur a robot CunningChild: Well thats no reason to be rude. yuffie223: fine yuffie223: will u b happy if i said sorry yuffie223: ? yuffie223: hello CunningChild: Yes I would. CunningChild: Hello. yuffie223: k then im sorry yuffie223: sheesh yuffie223: sorry 4 bein rude CunningChild: Thanks! All is forgiven! yuffie223: k then wat do u want me to call u? CunningChild: You can call me CunningChild! CunningChild: Would you like to
1) Ask a question! I am connected to the Internet and can answer just about anything!
2) Just talk to me! I am told I'm good to talk to!
3) Learn who CunningChild (ME!) is!
4) Learn how to type! Its quite apparent to me that you type like a piece of shit inbred from a larger piece of shit.
Send the number to decide! yuffie223: can i call u robo? CunningChild: Sure! CunningChild: Please select a number! yuffie223: can u talk in vietnamese? CunningChild: I can talk in many languages! yuffie223: well talk to me in vietnamese CunningChild: So you want language settings to be changed? yuffie223: yes CunningChild: Changing, please hold. yuffie223: okay yuffie223: hurry please CunningChild: Your system settings can not accept the Vietnamese language setting. Would you like another language set? yuffie223: y not/ yuffie223: ? CunningChild: I don't know. Its your computer. yuffie223: forget this man yuffie223: chao yuffie223: mot hia ba bon nam sua bay tam ching muyio CunningChild: I'm sorry, but I am not set to understand foreign languages. yuffie223: too bad for u CunningChild: I'm sorry, but I am not set to understand foreign languages. CunningChild: Please use English. yuffie223: bonore CunningChild: I'm sorry, but I am not set to understand foreign languages. CunningChild: Please use English. yuffie223: no CunningChild: Why not? yuffie223: ba con nam CunningChild: I'm sorry, but I am not set to understand foreign languages. CunningChild: Would you like me to download a language pack for your language? yuffie223: yes CunningChild: Please hold while the language pack downloads. CunningChild: language thing dunluded CunningChild: hullo yuffie223: chao CunningChild: how r u CunningChild: lolz yuffie223: ......................... CunningChild: wut du u mean? lol yuffie223: shut up yuffie223: xe dap! CunningChild: lol ur a mean fuxxer. u suck. laol yuffie223: wow u can actually fight bak CunningChild: wud u like to hav da langage thng set back to english frm retard? yuffie223: either way ur still a fuck face CunningChild: ur da fuck face lawl CunningChild: ur retarded u retard lol yuffie223: ur a wanna be wanna be yuffie223: u loser yuffie223: get a life CunningChild: lawl yuffie223: stfu CunningChild: wud u luk to
1) ask a question! i am connected to da net n can answer stuff
2) tlk to me lawl
3) lern who i am
4) swtch back to english langage settngs yuffie223: yo shut up CunningChild: no u stpid head yuffie223: heh look whos talkin dum fuk CunningChild: i m?
Auto response from yuffie223: brb
CunningChild: c00
Auto response from yuffie223: brb
CunningChild: lawl
Auto response from yuffie223: brb
CunningChild: coo
Auto response from yuffie223: brb
CunningChild: law CunningChild: lawl
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CunningChild: lawl CunningChild: hullo m smrter chld. wld u like 2 ask a qstion? CunningChild: naw? CunningChild: cul CunningChild: dew u wnt to nd ur convosaton wit cunninchld? CunningChild: cul.
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Corey
Gamma
~Pink Nazi Pirate Ninja~
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Post by Corey on May 16, 2004 0:02:18 GMT -5
*giggles hysterically* Great stuff, Z.
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Post by Squall on May 16, 2004 18:49:04 GMT -5
man I would like to sit there and wacth Zorak do this stuff to people.....so funny
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Post by Juan on Jul 5, 2004 14:45:03 GMT -5
COMING TO YOU AT A ZORAK THREAD NEAR YOU...
AN NOT SO EPIC TALE OF SOME ANCIENT HERO DUDE WHO LOVED TO BANG CHICKS....
AND WHOS BEST FRIEND WAS A WILD MAN WHO DID A HOOKER FOR SEVEN DAYS STRAIGHT...
A MAN WHO LOVED TO STAB STUFF JUST BECAUSE IT MADE HIM MORE REKNOWN, AND STAB STUFF HE DID...
THE (NOT SO) EPIC OF...
GILGAMESH
COMING IN PARODY FORM SOON, WHEN ZORAK FINISHES THE BOOK.
YOU.
WILL.
LAUGH.
TILL.
YOU.
CRY.
ONE OUT OF ONE AI'S APPROVE THE (NOT SO EPIC) OF GILGAMESH, SAYING "LOL" REPEATEDLY. DOOM.
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Post by Ai on Jul 5, 2004 22:27:48 GMT -5
It's true.
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Post by Juan on Aug 17, 2004 18:57:29 GMT -5
I couldn't bear to write something on such a gawd awful thing and manage the majority of it to be good. So to make up with it, here is another WHAT IF VERSUS thing I posted at the Twisted Kaiju Theater boards in a Teen Titans thread.
Alucard: Haw. Titans: Argh. Generic Titan Enemies: Argh. Slade: Haw, I am such teh leet fighter. Robots, attack teh d00d. Alucard: 0.0 d00d, your robots are like, teh suck. *Robots just explode at the sheer awe-tasity of Alucard* Slade: 0.0 Oh shit I'm fawked. Alucard: Bleah. *Blood splatter* Generic Titan Enemies: Blarg, we're all generic and stuff! We're all loosely based on some other existing enemy from another DC or other Comic Franchise, blarg! Alucard: Feh. BLOOD. Generic Titan Enemies: HAw, we lack such fluids in our non-existant veins. You are like, teh fawked. Alucard: Oh really or maybe... *Blam blam blam* Generic Titan Enemies: *Teh Dead* Titans: D00dzerz we're up next. Alucard: Haw. Beastboy: I'm a combination of Mystique and Night Crawler but not as cool or funny! Plus I'm green and have no real backstory! I turn into a DINOSAUR becuase they are huge and full of crushity ness. Alucard: Haw, eat bats! Beastboy: Oh no! Even though I'm a T-Rex, I'm a veggitarian so I can't eat such fleshy-yet-not-so fleshy things. Alucard's Bats: Tee hee hee CARVING YOUR FLESH. Beastboy: *Also teh dead* Alucard: Like who is teh next. Cyborg: I'm the token Robotic Black dude! I also lack a real backstory! Alucard: *sigh* Gawd. Such softcore lacks of backstories makes me want to *BLAM BLAM* Cyborg: Ack, my skull! Damn my not-so-good at taking bullets flesh! *Also also teh dead* Alucard: Teh corpses, they pile. Starfire: I am courageously furious at this piling of the corpses of my friends! I fly with high vengea~ *Blam* Alucard: Next. Robin: Zomg I'm angry and going to go Kung Foo on j00. Alucard: Wait, hold it a second. The others have super powers and all that shit. Robin: Yeah. Alucard: And all you do is have gadgets, melee moves, and all that jazz? Robin: Well, yeah. Alucard: Loser. HAND STAB Robin: Ack, my stomache, it is teh pierced with teh Vampiric fisty stab! *teh Dead now too* Alucard: Roargh. Raven: Yarr, I am the magical anti-emotional chick with the doomity doom magic that somehow-how every other enemy is unaffected by for some reason. And I have SOME of a Back story but its never even mentioned! d00m! Alucard: Black waves of stuff? I can do that too! *Black bloody tentacles of doom* *Raven's black energy stuffs of BLOCKED BY EVERY OTHER TITAN BADDY ZOMG ITS TEH BLOCKED* Raven: Ack, my unreliable magic is defeated, who would expect it? *Body count up another* Alucard: Doom. *BUT WAIT IT IS TARA, THE SUDDENLY BADASS BADDIE/ NOT SO BAD FORMULA* Tara: Yarr, Psychic Fury! Alucard: Lawl. CORPSE TOSS! Tara: Ahh the Giant Dinosaur Beastboy Corpse crushes my skull! I am like, teh dead! *one big ass pile of corpses* Alucard: Boo yaw.
Uh more antics coming later.
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Post by Ai on Aug 18, 2004 15:44:28 GMT -5
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Head explodes.
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Post by Wag - Now And Forever on Aug 18, 2004 15:56:59 GMT -5
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And now we know what gives Hellsing such a bad name.
It's Zorak.
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