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Post by Infested Manae on Apr 28, 2004 21:58:28 GMT -5
A group of tired-looking workers trudges into town. Despite fatigue, there is a general elation about them, and it takes only a glance towards the mountains they've come down from to know the source.
Rising from the thick forested slopes is a gothic structure. The building is a dark stone mass of flying buttresses, spires, turrets, and steeply-sloped shingle roofs. Although it is near black in color, this is a house of worship.
Inside, the threatening exterior facade gives way to vaulting ceilings, ornate stained glass windows, and massive chandeliers. In a balcony room to the right of the raised pulpit is a massive pipe organ, its actual pipes covering the entire wall behind the pulpit, cleverly hidden by tapestries and ornaments. To the left, in another balcony room, is a grand piano, always perfectly in tune. On the pulpit stand sits a great, ancient book: The Book of Haro-sama.
Here people can meet in praise of their great leader, the ever-lasting Haro.
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Post by Mikaru on Apr 28, 2004 22:27:27 GMT -5
PRAISE HARO!
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Apr 29, 2004 8:11:14 GMT -5
*walks in* hello I'm here to join your kick ass Cathedral.
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Post by Ai on Apr 29, 2004 15:43:35 GMT -5
Ai begins playing on the organ. Soon the sounds he produces are forming together to form a moving peice of music...While Ai sings utter nonsense.
Whaddya say, hey! Theytookerjobs 'way! I shat my pants the other day, Jus to sayI wasn't gay!
As I walka down tha street, I get a masta beat! Theytookerjobs 'way! Fuck no way hey shay gay play!
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Apr 29, 2004 17:14:46 GMT -5
*steps up to the church and makes a circular motion on her chest before entering*
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Post by Nowhere Man on Apr 29, 2004 19:09:39 GMT -5
*NM comes in and looks at the stained-glass windows.* Hmmm... Haro on White Base... Haro and the Argama... Rambo Haro... Haro an- *NM stops suddenly and looks back.* Rambo Haro!? *A priest quickly walks up the aisle, takes down the cover of the stained glass, revealing the real glass underneath. He scurries off to continue praying.* Ah. Haro and Kou. *NM continues to look around, then blinks and looks twice at the picture.* Haro was never with Kou! *The priest shrugs and goes back to his prayers.*
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Post by NeoEllis on Apr 29, 2004 20:58:29 GMT -5
"KOU!?[/i]" a voice cries out.
"Blasphemy in the house of Haro!"
A reddish pink beam pierces the offending stain glass window.
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Post by Nowhere Man on Apr 29, 2004 21:46:45 GMT -5
[/i]" a voice cries out. "Blasphemy in the house of Haro!" A reddish pink beam pierces the offending stain glass window.[/quote] WOW! I'd like to see how you deal with heretics!
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Post by Infested Manae on Apr 29, 2004 22:17:49 GMT -5
Kou, the Great Heretic. Not a Haro to be seen! Such a shame, such a shame.
To ease the mood, the choir begins singing while the window is replaced with a more suitable scene.
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Post by dragonclaw15 on Apr 29, 2004 22:36:04 GMT -5
*walks in with a circular object in his hands*
Object: Hello, genki!
GRAAGH! SAY SOMETHING ELSE!
Object: Amuro! Amuro!
I'm not Amuro!
Object: Hello, genki, Amuro!
AARRGGHHH!!!!
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Post by Nowhere Man on Apr 29, 2004 22:38:16 GMT -5
*walks in with a circular object in his hands* Object: Hello, genki! GRAAGH! SAY SOMETHING ELSE! Object: Amuro! Amuro! I'm not Amuro! Object: Hello, genki, Amuro! AARRGGHHH!!!! *Wonders why DC is carrying a green, talking basketball. Then, the realizatioin hits him. NM gets on his hands and knees and bows to the object.* I AM NOT WORTHY!
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Post by NeoEllis on Apr 29, 2004 22:43:22 GMT -5
*random people burst into flame at the sigh of His Haro-samaness[/b]*
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Post by Infested Manae on Apr 29, 2004 23:21:14 GMT -5
A gigantic green sphere descends from the ceiling. It is easily two meters in diameter, with small, beady eyes. Landing in front of DC, a small port opens on the right side. A large hand emerges, gently taking the object in DC's hands and welcoming it into his fold before ascending once again.
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Post by Tobari Sabbatine on Apr 30, 2004 8:51:44 GMT -5
hmmm I can get converded here?
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Post by Infested Manae on Apr 30, 2004 13:35:10 GMT -5
A priest walks up to Kitty:
Don't worry about being 'converted' or not, just come in and join the orgy... of praising Haro-sama!
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