Wind
Gamma
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Post by Wind on Apr 28, 2004 17:30:21 GMT -5
*Clicks the lights on and begins dusting*
Okay, gonna have to try this here too... You know, because I'm persistant.
If you had a job here before, and I remember you had a job, you still have it. Sooooo yeah.
*Continues dusting*
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Post by Cygnus X-1 on Apr 28, 2004 17:33:36 GMT -5
Oh my... Anaheim. Great to have this here. Well, we'll certainly have many members to participate. ^^
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BladedEdge
Delta
You can't catch the midnight rider
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Post by BladedEdge on Apr 28, 2004 17:35:53 GMT -5
Um... yeah, Hi. Is this customer service? Right.
I'm looking for parts and equipment for a Secret Aboveground Lair. You know, the usual... MS generators, beam weaponry, ballistic ammunition rounds, refined armor material, couple good novels, a bagel with some whipped butter would be nice... I can pay in Eternal Human Souls, or Euros. Love to become a business partner, maybe!
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Wind
Gamma
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Post by Wind on Apr 28, 2004 17:46:12 GMT -5
Well we can help you with the weapons of mass distruction and armor of mass somethng or another... But I suggest the floating Barnes and Noble in our orbit for those novels, and here's a bagel.
*Gives Bladed a bagel*
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BladedEdge
Delta
You can't catch the midnight rider
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Post by BladedEdge on Apr 28, 2004 17:48:04 GMT -5
Ooo, the butter is Land O' Lakes!
Yes, we will get along very nicely indeed. Mwaha.
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Post by Ai on Apr 28, 2004 17:49:34 GMT -5
Pokes his head in, confused as to what the place is.
...?
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Wind
Gamma
Boom.
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Post by Wind on Apr 28, 2004 18:01:49 GMT -5
*Puts in history video*
Oooookay, so you want to know about AE huh? Brief history begins here.
Shortly after the great GP exodus, the Gundamwatch forums became a home for many. They thrived and eventually the Appartments were formed. Shortly after, a man by the name of Republic opened Anahiem Electronics for the population of the board to "work".
Eventually the board was stricken with difficulties and everything was erased. Republic, not having the time or the desire to go on, passed the torch to Wind, granting him full ownership of AE.
It thrived under his leadership and attracted many employees, such as Renee Arrons, Mega Raptor and Corey (To name a few of the more loyal ones). At about this time, a war for suppremacy started in the RPG forum of GW. Anahiem eventually began to turn the tide of this war, defeating many of it's corperate enemies, but then the dark times came...
Due to issues that are still disputed to this day, AE (and all the other "nonsense" threads) was locked and eventually deleted. The strict rule of Grey Bear outlawed threads like this, weither it be for his own dislike of them, or the bandwith issues stated at the locking.
Numerous revivals have been attempted, the most successful being at the MS Pilot Bar a while back, but none were completely successful.
Now we are here, the Neo-MS Pilot Bar, a new beginning for AE.
End tape.
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BladedEdge
Delta
You can't catch the midnight rider
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Post by BladedEdge on Apr 28, 2004 18:10:06 GMT -5
*Munching his bagel*
Too boring. Your documentary people need to take a page out of History Channel and make it exciting. More stuff needs to blow up, for one... and you need to hire Cameron Diaz to do the voiceover. Or maybe that actor who plays Angel. It's all good.
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Wind
Gamma
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Post by Wind on Apr 28, 2004 18:41:51 GMT -5
Eh, the video budget mostly goes to the demonstration videos... Lots of explosions there.
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Corey
Gamma
~Pink Nazi Pirate Ninja~
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Post by Corey on Apr 28, 2004 18:43:22 GMT -5
*pops up with shiny new AE video*
[glow=red,2,300]AE: Blarggin' flaggin' the Second Bleeding of the Wind!![/glow]
*random explosions, screaming and mayhem. A GM does the macaraina in the background while a zaku bites out chunks of it with its nonexistant mouth. Little civilians run and gray dwavres pop out from the sewers and loot candy stores.*
At first there was nooothing! ..But then there was AE! Anaaa-heimlectronics Anaa-heimlectronics!! Doot duu doot doo!
*Giant building falls form the sky and squashes things and big neon sign lights up with the AE logo. Random beams of light shoot off in all directions.*
Anaaa-heimlectronics Anaa-heimlectronics!! Doot duu doot doo!
Nevar before seen footage!!
*random images of the AE employees falling over and eating cookies*
Renee uncensored!!
*Corey in a Renee mask dancing around in a bra*
XXX! Not sold in stores!!!!
*images of the war with Mikey and stuff blowing up, and crying babies, and AE MS shooting stuff*
Anaaa-heimlectronics Anaa-heimlectronics!! Doot duu doot doo!
*Giant explosion with rainbow colors and headless hello kitty dolls*
Anaaa-heimlectronics Anaa-heimlectronics!! Doot duu doot doo!
*Big shiny AE Logo pops up and goes all "shhhwwiing!"*
thefollowingwasanotsomuchpaidforadvertisementbyanaheimlectronicsblahblahblaheveryoneinfootageisaboveeighteenespeciallyreneeblahblahmsblahshinylogosarecopyrightedandyouwillbesued!! We know where you live!!
*tv explodes*
Any questions?
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Wind
Gamma
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Post by Wind on Apr 28, 2004 18:45:25 GMT -5
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Post by Nowhere Man on Apr 28, 2004 18:55:55 GMT -5
*NM walks in, carrying a rather large tool belt.* I'm not adverse to becoming a mechanic, if you'll permit me, that is.
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Post by Mikaru on Apr 28, 2004 18:56:44 GMT -5
*Walks in*
Hey, I was wondering if you guys sold used MS. I'm just looking for something to get me around town for now
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Wind
Gamma
Boom.
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Post by Wind on Apr 28, 2004 19:10:56 GMT -5
NM, you're hired. Mikaru, the show room is to your right.
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Post by Mikaru on Apr 28, 2004 19:14:28 GMT -5
Goes to this so called "right" and finds the showroom
Hmm..I always wanted to get around in a Kaempfer..
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