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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Mar 22, 2005 19:55:23 GMT -5
... Mc'Donalds meat patties, with their new nougat centers, have caused unprecedented chaos and pandemonium. Scientists believe that...
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Post by Raz V5.0 on Mar 22, 2005 21:30:14 GMT -5
Aries is a bonafide homosexual, but in other news Osama Bin Laden was found as having a rare...
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Post by DarkAries on Mar 23, 2005 1:25:13 GMT -5
...Victorian-era bottle of Coke, which is probably so old, it's grown...
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Post by Xtermo on Mar 23, 2005 1:44:01 GMT -5
a beard. Or maybe even two! Now, this was great news for the Iraqui government as...
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Post by DarkAries on Mar 23, 2005 1:59:04 GMT -5
...it came into this world as a Muppet, look into these eyes, you'll see that they are googly! Big Bird in his nest, and Oscar in his can, Ernie is a guy that lives with another man, hey! Kermit's on the scene, you know it ain't easy bein'...
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Mar 23, 2005 18:26:18 GMT -5
...run over by a truck. You could literally hear bone, cartilage, and tissue snap and squish underneath the multi-ton...
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Post by Android raptor on Apr 7, 2005 10:52:24 GMT -5
Apsaras III! Which is piloted by...
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Post by Craze on Apr 7, 2005 14:36:44 GMT -5
Velcro minions. Sent by the shoe people for the sole (pun) purpose of....
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Post by Androidraptor on Apr 8, 2005 10:09:20 GMT -5
Making Rainbow Brite go SSJ, which intern...
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Apr 12, 2005 20:23:44 GMT -5
...had a mysterious stain on a lovely blue dress. When asked about the "human humidor" allegations, the only respons given was...
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Post by Androidraptor on Apr 14, 2005 15:22:24 GMT -5
...to send more cheese, which was eaten by...
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Post by Craze on Apr 14, 2005 16:30:47 GMT -5
a band of horribly mutated blueberry patch. The world erupted in....
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Post by Dark Aries on Apr 14, 2005 19:17:03 GMT -5
...outraged song as Weird Al Yankovic in a lowrider pulled up next to...
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Apr 14, 2005 19:52:00 GMT -5
...Neo as he bent down in pain. Suddenly, the oracle's words made sense. He knew what must be done. He stood up and...
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Post by Androidraptor on Apr 17, 2005 14:49:53 GMT -5
...began to sing "I Wanna' Mowhawk (But my Mom Won't Let me get One)", which summoned...
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